Just a walk through the park thinking about Anthony Bourdain and where I've been.
Fast Food Burger Taste Test /
Today I rode around with my friend Mark Gardner and tasted popular Austin fast food burgers to see which we liked best. It was fun. And filling. And sometimes musical.
ANOTHER OLD BOMB FOUND??? /
Explosive new video! Wow! So explosive! Jeez. I just can't believe how explosive. Wow.
How I Feel After 11 Years On YouTube /
It's been a fun 11 years.
I Can't Quit You /
Oops. I said I wasn't going to make as many videos on our trip but I accidentally went ahead and made a video right on schedule.
Whatever Happened to the Handstands? /
Doin' a little comment responding and maybe a HANDSTAND!!!! Also, my dad makes a cameo.
My Favorite Time Is Right Now /
LIFE TIP: Don't live in the past. Or the future. It's actually physically impossible. For now. (unless you consider Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, but then you could only go to the future and not come back, soooooo nyaaaah.)
8 Ways To Improve Your Life /
This is perhaps the best video I've ever made. And I say that all the time so you know I have a lot of experience deciding that. I hope this video improves your life, unless it's already perfect. If so, well la ti da. Look at you.
The Cure For Acne and Everything /
Figured out the cure for acne and well, everything. You're welcome.
Family Time /
I wanna wish you all a happy #NationalWineDay & whatever other dumb thing today might be. We need an International Day during which we don't celebrate anything. I have decided on a day and reveal it in today's video. Also, I have a little family time.
Fixing Up The Office /
Today we're putting the office together to make it all pretty and stuff. But like in a really entertaining way or whatever.
Man Finds Bomb In Neighbor's Trash • Explosion Wednesday /
In today's video I tell probably the best story I've ever told. Am I overselling it? Probably. But hey, it's still a really good time with intrigue, bombs, and a mustache.
My Wife Made Me Goth /
Sad World Goth Day!
Are We Sick of The Royal Wedding Yet? Barack & Michelle Obama Netflix Deal, & New Spiderman Villain /
Today I talked about the Royal Wedding but don't worry, I offset it with another story about a divorce. And then there's the whole Barack & Michelle Obama story... and then there's the new Spiderman Villain... and then you can take a nap.
We Should At Least Try Something To Prevent These Shootings /
Just giving my thoughts about gun control and mass shootings after the latest high school shooting at Santa Fe High School in Texas. This is horrible and despite our huge idealogical divide on this issue, we need to figure out a way to at least do something, but hopefully multiple things.
The One Reason Everyone Should Wait Tables • WheezyWaiter /
I really think one of the best things a person can do is wait tables. Here's why.
Laurel vs Yanni. Yes, I'm Going To Talk About It. /
Let's speed up, slow down, reverse upside down Laurel/Yanni and see what we can learn. Then, let's go to sleep.
Watch This Video For A FREE LOAF OF BREAD! /
Today we talk about my terrible Aunt Judde and I give some mind blowing FASHION TIPS! Watch to the end to learn how to get a free loaf of bread.
This Video Is Really Good /
Guys, this video is really really good, like objectively. Like really.
When People In Your Life Drift Away /
Today I attempt to make someone in the comments feel better. They're feeling down because people in their life are drifting away.
Don't worry, this video's not sad or anything. I eat chips and salsa!